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Because once in awhile you gotta have a little satire and humor to get you through…

September 24, 2012

Obama quote You didn't build that - tip of the icebergBuilt By Obama: What You See Is Not What You Get

The dark side of Obama’s statement: collective achievement equals collective punishment
As Obama’s “you didn’t build that” quote is being probed and analyzed, I’d like to point out that the idea of redistributing other people’s achievements is only a tip of an iceberg; its foundation sinks deep underneath the floating wreckage of American values.On the flipside, Obama’s quote reads like this:”If you have failed, somebody along the line ruined it for you. There was a lousy teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unfair American system that caused you to fail. Somebody benefitted from your demise. If you’re a loser, it’s not your fault. Somebody else made that happen. Titanic didn’t sink on its own. Corporations and insurance companies made a lot of money off of it, so they must be complicit. The point is, when we fail, we fail not only because of our individual shortcomings, but also because others have teamed up behind your backs. Vote for me – I’ll punish the guilty and give you what’s rightfully yours.”

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The House That Obama Built: Picture Book

House that Obama built picture book parody This is the house that Obama built
These are the firms
That paid for the house that Obama built,
This is the media that didn’t inform
That everyone’s broke except for those firms
That paid for the house that Obama built,
This is the clunker tooting its horn
That was fueled by the gas made out of corn
That used to be food for those tattered and torn
That once trusted the priest who was made to reform
That married the men all tidy and shorn
That cheered the maiden in a Georgetown dorm
That milked the taxpayers for the condoms and porn
That the state must provide from the day we are born,
That was paid with the money all wasted and gone
That came from the stimulus ready to burn
That the crony big businesses didn’t return
That gave to the unions what they didn’t earn
That the media saw but didn’t inform
That everyone’s broke except for those firms
That paid for the house that Obama built

Words, Then and Now

Bailout -= then and now - funny satirical cartoon
Words are living things: squiggling, wriggling and giggling like a hunnert-year-old constitution thingamajig….
Bailout Then: Ejecting from a failing aircraft before it crashes Now: Injecting money into a crony too-big-to-fail bank before it crashes
Crony Then: Someone a pal would share a drink with Now: Someone a pol will share taxpayer money with
Freedom Then: You do what you want Now: You do what we want
Poverty Then: A lack of the basic necessities of life Now: A lack of the newest iPhone
 Obama Empty Chair President Seal Parody

The Republican War On Chairs: We Are All Chairs Now!

The entire Progdom is up in arms since the Chair Wars started with Clint Eastwood’s unprovoked attack on an innocent chair at the RNC. Instead of acting as a policy expert like all the Prog actors do, Mr. Eastwood presumed to act as an actor and delivered an acting performance. What a bizarre idea!
Unbeknownst to Eastwood, that was actually the 5th or the 6th most interesting chair in the room. It had enough capacity to seat not just our invisible president, but also millions of jobs that had been saved or created, as well as undocumented voters, necroproxies, and all the fake Twitter followers.

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The DNC Freakshow: The Weird, The Bizarre, The Unnatural Parody

The DNC Freakshow: The Weird, The Bizarre, The Unnatural

The Charlatans at Charlotte, NC, present

The Dementocratic National Convention Freakshow

Featuring real living human oddities:

Sandra Fluke The Subsidized Snake Charmer The Thin-Skinned President Barack Obama Elisabeth Warren The Lily-White Cherokee The Contortionist Charlie Crist Joe Biden The Brainless Man
Other oddities with mental anomalies include: Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Michelle “The Beard” Obama, John Kerry – The Horse Face Boy, Jummah and The Flying Prayer Carpet, Bill Clinton – The Fat Lady Chaser, Obama’s Egyptian Sand Statue, and more.

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Here is a message from some campaigners in the upcoming election:
Professional Left Gears  Fight for your right parody poster Obama alcohol political T-shirt

Labor Day Posters

Union Fist PosterUnion Poster Bailout

Congrats Card UnionsUnion Rope

Working Families Party LastUnion Make Things America N

Union Label Obama

Progressive Bible Obama 500

Socialism Not Safe Alt Larg

Food Nutrition Hand out

PiggyBank ClassEnvy Vote

Red Square Pills

CHE Turban

CHE Turban  Bin Laden New York Times Cartoon
Ambulance Chaser Victim of
Obama The Same Keep ChangeObama The Same Change DontObama Hope Negative 4Obama Hope Negative 3

Obama The Same HysteriaObama The Same We BelieveObama Hope Negative 2Shakedown Socialists
Obama Blackboard
Obama Martin Luther King 2
Trotsky Rahm Book Gangsters
Entropy Obama
Michael Ramirez Cartoon                                09/20/2012

Michael Ramirez/ Investor's Business Daily
Michael Ramirez Cartoon
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Michael Ramirez Cartoon
Police officers watch as an activist associated with the Occupy Wall Street movement performs during a gathering of the movement in Washington Square park, Saturday, Sept. 15, 2012 in New York. The Occupy Wall Street movement will mark it's first anniversary on Monday.   (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)
Police officers, trying not to bust a gut, watch as an idiot associated with the Occupy Wall Street movement performs idiocy during a gathering of the anarchist circus in Washington Square park, Saturday, Sept. 15, 2012
Bull Run Roach Wall Street40 Dollars PosterLiberate Wall Street 600

Film exposes OWS’ violent underbelly

‘Occupy Unmasked’ is an in-depth investigation of Occupy Wall Street

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